So, it’s cool that Scalia (notorious asshole) is attached to the GMU name, but Brett... man, that’s toeing the line? FFS. Bottom line, Brett is a member of the highest court in the US and has strong support (see: anything Fox). I guarantee he had multiple offers from fantastic law schools both conservative and…

Morality and legality are two separate things. Are you really an adult in 2019 and don’t understand this? Apologies if you’re actually 14.

If you can’t afford to tip 20% then you can’t afford to eat out.

But we currently inhabit the world where servers and other folks are not paid a decent wage, so...tip.

I admit it is a low low low bar these days but this was a hella refreshing ACTUAL apology. 

Get out.

more like kit lackofharington, amirite?

Even worse, the python was only caught because of an oblivious sex partner. According to the Washington Post, researchers in the Everglades have been attaching radio transmitters to male pythons, who then lead the researchers to breeding females. Hence, this particular python’s demise.

I don’t feel bad for the snake at all. Not because I’m afraid of snakes, I’m not. I think snakes are cool, but because

In this particular case it does not sound justified, though. 

(C) All of the above and fuck him. (Fuck him as in may he rot in hell for an eternity as his penis rots with some sort of leprosy like vd. Once it rots off slowly and painfully, it regrows with necrotic tissue that is in such constant agony it cannot feel anything pleasurable.)

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YASSSSS GIVE US THE NEW ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So the Trump administration is concerned that ICE has been too humane so far? And Nielsen is an example of someone who is too decent for the new direction the agency is going. Okay....

Yeah, he was asking for it, making remarks like that.

Not that anyone cares what I think, but here’s a good start:

That judge should have closed his mouth.