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Imagine the balls one has to have to bring up and joke about their sex tape with a, then, 14 year old, when they were 24. I don't care if it was legal then. There is no shame. 

I’m considering starting a new religion based on the “prophets” inspired by God to use the scientific method.
It will require sex ed with an emphasis on consent and communication.

I really think he was poking fun at himself, all “god i was so dumb for trying to convince MM my taste in music was better than hers LOLOL”

Australians; they’re just like us!

I don’t have a problem with it, but he is completely tone deaf to be bragging about how his daughter got in on her own merits.  I mean she may very well be qualified, but when you have $70 million backing your application, it is hard to claim that you “got in on your own.”

This. He’s basically paying $70M for tuition, and his gift benefits many many students. I don’t see anything wrong with this.

Given that Georgetown Law is ranked 14 in the nation and how much time Tiffany spends partying and socializing while she's supposedly enrolled, I’m going to assume the admissions bribery nonsense also extends to graduate schools now.

I used to wonder that about Rihanna before I read that it was her false eyelashes. Tiff’s definitely wearing them in that photo so they may be way too heavy for her.

In hindsight it’s pretty clear that Trump’s 2015 “I like people who don’t get caught” comment about McCain was a watershed moment for the GOP. Until that point, Trump had of course said a lot of horrible and stupid things, but he hadn’t really attacked and disgraced anything that the GOP held as absolute sacrosanct.

Aunt Linda is that you? 

Traumatic nipple hair moment: I have them. I thought everyone did? At a college job guys were talking about gross moments in sex and one guy was like “Oh once I slept with this girl who had nipple hairs!” and the other two guys were like “oh gross!” and made gagging noises. He said something like “So fucking gross”

(you’re supposed to say that you are on the trip to deepen your connection to Judaism and your ancient homeland.)

The whole “Birthright” campaign is mind blowing when you approach it from the perspective of the Palestinian diaspora.

Sadly, this does not surprise me.

or

“That suggests something of a reversal: Game Of Thrones isn’t just telling the rest of Martin’s story before he can finish it himself; the show is doing it better than he could.”

Eh, if Lisa had actually come at this directly, Dorit probably would be the one getting pounded. Instead, LVP did this passive aggressive manipulation gambit one too many times, and they’ve decided they’re all sick of it, so in their minds, it’s the bigger sin.

Reports from thousands of women that breast implants are causing problems like debilitating joint pain and fatigue, claims long dismissed by the medical profession, are receiving new attention from the Food and Drug Administration and researchers.

I haven’t looked into these updated claims yet, but it’s worth remembering: The silicone scare of the late 80s/early 90s was straight-up make believe, and that lead to a preference for saline implants, which actually carried a higher health risk while delivering lower client satisfaction.