...was enough to make me shrug “fair enough,” and like a movie I probably would have criticized a couple of years ago.

Oh my god. This immediately brought to mind the scene in Kill Bill where the hospital attendant had been assaulting her while she was in her coma and just jesus fucking christ. This poor woman.

First I thought aaawww and then I saw they are looking for people to fund this, so only it’s a tiny aw now.

Teddi is boring. And sanctimonious. She’s a terrible addition, and I tend to gravitate towards liking the “slightly younger, more normal, voice-of-reason” housewives, even though they don’t always do well on the show (ex. Kristen Taekman in NY, Lizzie Rovsek in OC).

Dorit’s taste level is just....so wrong. I would hope that if I ever had that much money, I would still have people around to tell me when I look absolutely ridiculous. 

PLEASE FIX THE COMMENTS. 

Dogs losing their shit is basically the default setting. 

Now I need a drink.

Don’t clam up on your opinions.

It’s ok, I’m not shellfish.

I didn’t mean to mussel in on your pun.

I sea what you did there.

Predators are going to flock to systems that are prone to predation. Not saying we shouldn’t look at and try to figure something out about that, but we should start with the low-hanging fruit; those that actively protect and shelter predators.

The straight-up numbers aren’t really my problem with the church’s behavior. A certain number of pedos are just gonna exist in any population, and predators learn very quickly to hide their predilections from anyone in authority.

I am so excited for this stupid teen Netflix movie. I am 36 and have watched this movie like 10x already and I have no idea why I can not stop watching it.

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

Hollywood convinces itself he’s a box office hit when all his leading or major support role films have underperformed or straight up bombed for years now.

I haven’t paid to see a Johnny Depp movie since 2003's Pirates of the Carribean. How is this bloated bag of drugs wrapped in fifty smelly scarves even still a thing?

I hope your Geely rep is reading this article and reading how sexist and prejudiced the below quote was.