Fran Drescher served lewk after lewk on that dang show and I for one don’t think people truly appreciated her enough.

Fran and Maxwell married in the penultimate season finale, had twins in the last season, and moved to LA in the series finale. Cardi as their daughter makes little to no sense. She’d work better as Val’s daughter/niece.

Nobody should “get a pig in an hour”

I’m not sure why, but that Manson family movie feels wrong and exploitative to me. Maybe it’s just because I’ve never liked Tarantino or his movies.  

I guess this means she and Sheffield never got together though.

I am a old, cynical, broken human being and reading that made me legitimately smile from ear to ear and giggle.

I just hope she’s prepared to keep it once it’s a big piggy. Along one of the trails I run, there’s a guy that has a pet pig and it is not small so I feel that I can say that big piggies are still cute, but I would guess they’re harder on floors and furniture. And probably have big and not very cute poops. Big piggies…

Leave Rich Juzwiak out of it.

Piggy Smalls

FTFY

NETFLIX??? WHY HAS NETFLIX NOT TOLD ME THIS?? I FEEL SO BETRAYED. 

One of the strangest but most interesting conversations I’ve ever had was with a very elderly British woman who was a Roman specialist. I was about 20 and living abroad at the time. She had a book from the 1920s that had photographic plates depicting the discoveries at Pompeii. I could read a little Latin but I couldn’…

Those brothel paintings are quite interesting. Really not much different than today, but their take on culture was different. Men were never supposed to perform cunnilingus (or analingus for that matter) since it was deemed unmanly. Yet brothels offered that option to customers! Oh and they also found what some to…

Yes! There were lots of naughty images on the walls of the brothels, and pictures of men with giant dicks. Also, the roads had signs like this one to direct potential customers where to go:

They could always hire Santino to impersonate Tim Gunn. 

When Pompeii was first unearthed almost 300 years ago (research and excavation are still going on) the biggest shock was how much had been been preserved, frozen in time, by the volcanic ash from the first century AD. However, it was also astonishing how much doodling and graffiti there was everywhere. It was a…

Dammit, Siriano is the ONE person (well, and Santino) who could convince me to give this reboot a shot.

OK, you got me. I love Christian Siriano and I am here for Nina Garcia.

Now I really want to know where Richard would have fallen on the dog pants debate.

Gotta keep those drumsticks warm!