Every once in awhile, someone has an absolutely perfect gif up their sleeve, a gif that has been waiting its whole life to be deployed at that very moment. A gif of a thousand chef’s kisses.

She could be angling for Lindsey Graham’s seat. Graham has been openly calling for Trump to replace Sessions after the midterms, and he seems to have been mugging for enough applause to get the appointment himself.

This is my old lady. I adopted her from the shelter when she was between 9 and 11. She’s now between 10 and 12. She is a potato who does not care about anything at all. Seriously, she doesn’t necessarily even get up when people arrive: she wants them to come over to her to pet her. She rarely barks, and never steals…

Please enjoy this photo of my sweet sweet girl spooning my fuzzy bear

Here’s Jet. Not the smartest but also not the dumbest!

Job hunting is the pits. Here’s a photo of our Jordan when she was a kitten. Hope it cheers you.

OMG I’VE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS ALL DAY AND I HATE IT!

Our lazy as fuck kitties wish you all the luck!

Here are my two. They are awesome and crazy.

Not my dog, but this is my parents’ dog, Junebug. She’s a border collie/german shepherd mix, obsessed with the ball, and afraid of cats ever since my dearly departed, half blind, badass cat stared her down. She also sits like an idiot.

Here is Almôndega (meatball in Portuguese). 

She will not roll in dead fish. She is a smart girl.

My Sophie, she’s super sweet and adorable but shes not that smart. She is however the best!

Yay! Here is Zuul, and his baby

Here are my two, Flash (near the top) & Ziggy:

I love having an excuse to show pictures of my dog! Your pup is absolutely adorable! Here is my little buddy! She is spoiled beyond belief. I’m one of those people that has around 500 pictures of their dog on their phone, but this one is my favorite.

I love dogs but as city folk, we feel best suited to care for cats. Here’s Curry - I could stare at those thumbs for hours.

I find your lack of mention disturbing

Chidi misspelling Plato as Palto on the dry erase board after not sleeping. I loved tha small, very realistic on no sleep, gag.