Counterpoint:  Ken Watanabe AND Julianne Moore.  Swooning for both!

Ken Watanabe! (swoon)

Will it be just her and Seth Meyers, or perhaps other select guests, day drinking? Because I would watch the shit out of that.

I can’t wait for Mmmmmmm Boooopppppppp trilogy directed by Peter Jackson.

Do you also love it when women break off a bad romance and never date again? Do you mourn when women find a man who makes them happy, because all men have implicit sexist biases they will never completely eradicate?

Noooooo, Blake scares the fuck out of me. He has an extremely alarming look in his eyes at all times, like he is just on the verge of losing it. I was amazed he stayed as long as he did, because I was SURE Becca was going to pick up on it and freak out. And I kind of feel like any other Bachelorette would have, but…

Awwwwwwww fuck off.

Eh, I think you’re not wrong, but you also aren’t exactly right either. If the last 20 years have taught me anything, it’s that personal virtue is a very nice thing for a President to have, and it certainly makes me feel better about having him or her as leader, but it’s insufficient on its own to really prevent…

I’m looking forward to his turn on Dancing With the Stars, where he will unironically perform to “Springtime for Hitler.”

For the record, I still sincerely enjoy The Wedding Singer and Big Daddy.

I still fantasize about having Cher’s closet.

we sure do, but “are you going to purple gluestick and foundation your brows and then draw them back on in the future” is a slightly less funny and deranged quiz :)

It’s strange how Depp’s treatment of Heard wasn’t taken as seriously as it should have been. People accused her of being a home wrecker (so therefore she deserved it or something). Anyone who has been abused who saw those pictures or watched that video... that shit needed a trigger warning, that was some serious shit.…

I doubt an accurate portrayal of this marriage is even possible. Now that the Queen got all nice and tolerant about who she “allows” in her family, no one will want to bring up how awful she and Phillip were to Diana. Charles wiped the slate clean by donating to charity and not cheating on this wife. Diana is…

Martha was one of the first people I followed on Instagram, but unfortunately I never see her posts. Instagram is using the same algorithms as Facebook now so I never see, say, Lamborghini or Dita von Teese or all the cocktail photos I like. I see all of the same fucking people I see on Facebook. I don’t want to…

I really enjoy that she appears fully dressed while in the water. It’s very on brand. Martha is Martha, in the living room or chest deep in the ocean.

She is 77 years old. SEVENTY SEVEN. 

Thank you so much. :)

Thanks! This thread has become a bit of a Newman lovefest and while I agree that the man was possibly the most gorgeous and good man who’s ever lived, I think Redford certainly deserves some love of his own without getting compared to Newman - just once!

True story: my first born son is named Seth. This past year we adopted and his name, you can probably guess, is Ryan.