I was just telling my coworker this morning about a woman I dated for a few months who, near the end of our blessedly brief relationship, held me down and forcibly licked my eyeballs.

Since this obviously wasn’t about the shark’s welfare or they would have known it needed a tank, I’m going to assume it was for monetary gain of some sort (selling the fins, for example) or to eat it.

This is just unconscionable, how scumbags like this use position and authority to silence people and gaslight parents. I can’t even with this guy.

Thank you. Tarantulas can't even kill you. Losers.

Re: Nicole: She’s from Australia, where everything is venomous. Tarantulas are way less threatening than the spiders she grew up with.

Or .She comes from a country where the majority of the wildlife would really like to  kill you and unlike her kiddos realizes that tarantulas are relatively harmless

I guess once you’ve been married to Tom Cruise, nothing seems scary anymore.

Or any foreign language really. The over-the-top over-enunciation. Italian words with an r in them are especially fine. I once saw an episode where he said “Barolo.” He rolled that r for a good 20 seconds.

Absolutely!  Nobody can do “smug superiority” like Trebek.

Half of the time he just blinks and says “Okay”. That’s the BEST case scenario!

It is quite backpfeifengesicht, god I love German.

The best is how little he gives a fuck about 99% of the weird anecdotes people tell him after the first commercial break. I went looking for a youtube example, but honestly, look up ANY OF THEM.

I love it whenever he says something in Spanish.

I mean, I’m kind of an asshole, so I thought it could just be me, but that shit is funny and the best part of the show.

This! I love especially when he says in a very flat tone “NO.”. 

Trebek’s dickishness is the only reason I watch Jeopardy! Isn’t half the fun watching him occasionally tear down people?

C’Mon now. She’s just had vandals damage one of her yachts. Can’t you see she’s suffering?

Does someone running a Government Agency who is worth 3 billion know or undersatnd what “Debt” really means to most of america?

Why do lenders need to be protected, exactly? They dictate the terms of the loan and they’ve effectively made it the hardest debt to ever erase.