I think the “I’m a procrastinator” spiel is just to look so annoyingly blasé.
KnopeOut
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OMG IT WAS A CRAIG PILLOW THING!!!!!!!
So many great lines but this is my fave;
A couple years ago I was having a drink with a friend at Bar Centrale in Manhattan — it’s a tiny piano bar that’s practically in Times Square but because it’s near the theatre district and it’s unmarked and just looks like a residential townhouse from the outside (masking it from tourists), random celebrities often go…
I’m here for it.
As much as this will be epic to watch (Jane Fonda should be everyone’s spirit animal), would they not all be retired by now?
As someone who is a citizen of a country where socialism has been overwhelmingly successful, I’ve never understood why it’s been considered the boogieman in the States.
Sorry, this is terrible, but I absolutely cracked up at “dont act like your smarter then me”.
Hoo doggies.... This “Social Media Influencer” kid sounds like a real charmer. Guess these came up when he was in, what, high school? Doesn’t sound like he’s evolved a helluva lot since.
And I don’t want my grandkids growing up in a theocratic totalitarian corporate fascist dystopian industrial wasteland police state. So... where do we go from here?
“Name any country where this has worked”
If you have to hire a social media company to run your social media, it’s time to simply quit social media. I’ve never seen it go well. Best case scenario you get some poorly done photos and a few of those dumb “Show us which emoji you would use if somebody bought you a...” posts. More often than not, you get some…
Never hire a dude that intentionally cuts a hard line in his forehead to give the impression he fucked up cutting his own hair while he was drunk.
You know, it sucks for the burger chain that this happened without their approval, but you hired THAT dipshit to market for you? You deserve what you get.
Come on, ladies. It’s basic playground etiquette. When a guy goes studs up and shreds your ACL, it means he likes you. Duh.