Isn’t this “Maid in Manhattan” all over again?

I’m so sorry this happened, and so glad you’re doing what you can to reclaim your body. I’ve got terrible eczema but not herpes, and I can’t imagine having them both together. 

Thanks for sharing this.  You’re beautiful just the way you are.

I was sad. I was a mess. But it wasn’t because I regretted anything or because now things would never be fixed. I was a wreck because the little girl that I once was loved her daddy and I was so sad for that little girl. That little girl never got what she deserved. I think I was also a wreck because it was finally…

I think that’s hilarious. I’m going to demand that that be written on every birthday cake I have for the rest of my life.

We are truly through the looking glass. These women are complaining to the people they’ve built their lives on oppressing that those they’ve oppressed haven’t welcomed them in a warm enough embrace. With a straight fucking face.

Exactly what I came down to the comments for.

Damn right Robin is no Russian spy!

NO ONE BUY THIS BOOK.

Piss off, Spicey.

Bring it, pal.

“I dream about Biden,”

I sometimes wonder what it is like to be a man in an aging, deteriorating body.

MA’AM! I’m sure it’s an etiquette thing that my American brain doesn’t comprehend, but it looks like they forget to get her a cake and picked one up at the grocery store. 

Maybe they couldn’t fit a proper title, and they are not allowed to just put, “Happy Birthday, Bitch!” as I would to one of my friends?

She also, thankfully, informed everyone in the room that not all redheads are Russian spies!

At this point I’m actually surprised that she have not dyed her hair red, to further “proof” her (moronic) point.

In your defense, Amy Adams appeared on the first and second seasons of the show and played Jim’s first show girlfriend. She was obviously presented as a hot Pam doppelganger, so I understand your confusion.