As you say, Weinstein’s lawyer’s response is expected given the current status of sexual harassment law. But it’s part-and-parcel of why it’s critical that women bring - and keep bringing, and keep bringing, and keep bringing - these suits. We need to shift the goal posts on what the legal understanding of…

Exactly. It bugs me sometimes that Jezebel can’t hire one law school dropout to explain how litigation works. 

This explains where they got the plotlines for Maeby Funke on Arrested Development.

This study is Kaeli Smith’s crow-ning achievement

Murdered it.

I’ll be raven about that pun all day.

Yes, plz, bring on the crow puns.

Now he has something to crow about.

How do you think they make baby oil?

Meryl has been in the hot Grecian sun for twenty years and this looks much older than she actually is.

Cher is definitely drinking blood of babies.

OK, so Meryl playing Seyfried’s mom makes sense- I think Meryl’s real-life kids are about that age.

Eh, I like it. They’re kind of superhumanly good at improv— REGULAR improv is terrible (hot takes r us!), so the fact that it’s amusing is kind of a huge feat.

Chrissy Teigen is seriously a gift that keeps on giving.

It seems to be a vestigial piece of Venmo’s attempt to be a social media site in addition to a PayPal alternative.

What Tyrese said about being a messenger for other people’s opinions is hilarious to me because I see this happen a lot in corporate settings: a group of people talk shit together then one gets ballsy and speaks to their conversations in public thinking they’ll have support, and then the other gossipers back off…

In this case, Trump said there was no “colusion” which is, technically, correct since “colusion” is not an actual word. MAGA?

Fox & Friends saying he was wrong probably scared the shit out of him. 

Jackie Kennedy had good taste. Saying Air Force One is a “Jackie Kennedy color”is not an insult. In fact it’s undestatedly iconic. Since Jackie Kennedy oversaw the remodeling of the White House can we expect Trump to remake it in his own tasteless gaudy image? Every time I’ve heard Trump wants to remodel something I…

Yeah, I’m SUPER stoked my tax dollars are being used for this bullshit.