I’d been doing this too until my neighbor complained about the weed smell. Now I’m back to being completely miserable and misanthropic.

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

Goddamnit, I almost forgot about Rubio winning my state. 6 more years of that shit-for-brains doing nothing at all for us here in Florida. GODDAMN EVERYTHING

S. Fla high-five.

Except (and as someone with ZERO Spanish/Portuguese) even I could have guessed that contra meant “against” or “oppose” ie CONTRAindicated, CONTRAlateral, CONTRAception.

The Irish dilemma. If you have a potato do you eat it now or wait for it to ferment and drink it.

ATTN: Black Women

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

lol no. No, dude. I am here to tell you. No. Eta I hope no one gives you stars

The other day I killed a mosquito and as it died it smirked at me and whispered “Ba-Zika”. As a Jew in Boca I’m prepared for the bagel cure (bagel with cured fish?) but I’m going for a plain with cc and sable, dotted with belly lox.

36 here, way past desperation into “just made myself a mango lassi” territory. Zero fucks given, let's all enjoy fruity drinks.

i love this show so fucking much. that threesome in a pool of blood was beautiful. i am so down for lily’s mission to kill all the assholes.

You should be ashamed. I’m a feminist and I put in the work. I do a full ten hours in my day job, then I work the third shift down at the Misandry Foundry.

“We have to be afraid of trans people because cis men are all psychopathic predators who want to rape and murder you and your children!”

I hope it's Sansa who kills him. That would be so satisfying.

*glances down at F-cups firmly ensconced in literally the only bra that works on them*