I’ve recently noticed that more than half the blurbs I come across say something about being easy going or laid back. It was the only thing in one (admittedly very attractive) guy’s profile and when I questioned him further, he merely reiterated and when I pressed him for more information, he unmatched me. I assume…

Lol we don’t need your shrinking ass Y chromosomes. Boy bye.

I’m so glad someone wrote this! I will be eagerly creeping in the comments... three bags of gold and one pink to work with here. Also, that lipstick is the most I have ever paid but after scrubbing it off last night I still have a faint “full panic” tint on my lips this morning and I am here for it.

THE worst. I’m always too afraid of slipping and breaking my neck to enjoy it. And one person is always too wet and the other is out of the spray and cold. No. Stop it.

Which part did they leave out? They def had a Maggy the frog flashback that mentioned it. Gold is heavy af. You can crush a windpipe real easy with that. Trust me, I’m a nonMD airway specialist. ;)

He’s going to be the valonquar that strangles her. It’ll be kingslayer redemption all over again.

The pistachio smells vaguely like play-do and tastes.. marginally better.

Yay thank you! I just moved to Atlanta and am on the hunt for some good summer reads.

We have an expression in Florida.. The further north you go, the furthr south yew git.

It was a little before my time but i remember them filming at my Pizza Hut!

I loved the Oaks mall in college. And driving through Palatka (the sound a cow pattie makes when it hits the ground) on our way to St. Augustine beach.

It’s called Vanity Projects and Gena is my favorite, but everyone there is amazing, depending on what you’re looking for. It’s in little Haiti. There’s a NYC branch too. I’d strongly recommend their instas to get an idea of how edgy or femme or weird you want to get.

New Surgeon General too, shocking as he worked for Pence in Indiana but is a practicing anesthesiologist and huge on fighting AIDs. Broken clocks and all that.

I am definitely going to get around to watching it because I am 1) a south Floridian and 2) a nail art fiend. I also love what was written about Carl Hiassen. I look forward to his new books, even if they’ve gotten a little formulaic after 20 or so (eco-conscious man assists completely capable damsel, villain done in…

I think this falls into a caveat emptor category... you wanna buy into this nonsense, placebo effect is a thing. I did love the NASA scientist’s response though. I work in medicine, surrounded by nurses with master’s level degrees and have fought a losing battle over the whole alkaline diet nonsense for years now. We…

She’s in Atomic Blonde playing a lady Bond character and the previews look Ahhhmazing.

The photo album with the proof is in storage, but a very forgiving employee at the Publix bakery in Gainesville allowed me and one roommate to frost a cake with “Sorry for using your britta as a gravity bong” to our other severely southern baptist dormmate. She accepted because it was WJWD and publix cake is f’n…

CO2 just makes the planet hot, you need CO (carbon monoxide) to kill people.

You get what you pay for... I used them one time. The ranunculus were all single stems and 3/10 were snapped off close to the bloom. The filler flowers completely disintegrated upon being unwrapped. After giving them a few days to open up, per the instructions, the bouquet looked nothing like the image I ordered from.…

You get what you pay for... I used them one time. The ranunculus were all single stems and 3/10 were snapped off…

How long ago? I’ve been to every Met fashion exhibit since the McQueen year (2011?). I time my yearly NYC trip around it, except for last year when I went a second time to see the Marilyn Minter exhibit at BAM... I went the weekend after the election and it was incredibly cathartic to see her work (and the Judy…