Literally impossible. She has blue eyes, which are a recessive trait. It IS possible for someone with brown eyes to have a child with blue eyes if that person had a parent with blue eyes. So, if either of MJ’s parents had blue eyes, there would be a 1/4 chance he could produce a child with blue eyes, assuming the…

This! I keep wanting to scream “I need an adult!!!”. I’m willfully stuck in the denial stage of grief because acceptance just seems too painful.

My farmers market has fresh lychees in from Africa (hell yes Southern Hemisphere summertime) and while I feel a little guilty about the carbon footprint, I’m thrilled to be able to have my favorite fruit for more than a few weeks in June.

I’m still not done laughing at the bacon salad comment from last week.

We use the da Vinci all the time for hysterectomies, the surgeon is in the room, just not at the field (standing next to her he patient) for most of the case. There are still incisions, but they’re small, like with laparoscopic surgery. The robot merely allows for a steadier hand when sewing, smaller incisions and…

Thank you for putting that more delicately than I would’ve been able. These assholes know how babies are born, and how insane that statement is. They are showmen, they want ratings and attention, they would literally set themselves on fire so people would look at them.

But the wardrobe!

Being a south Floridian, it’s hard to understand how no one in the campaign knew that tiny bit of Spanish, but it’s Latin in origin. I know a lot of asshole doctors voting Trump, surely someone there has a medical background? Or a history one, i.e. Iran-Contra? Nobody? Nothing? I... shrugmoji/see-no-evil money.

Having seen Gaga in concert several times, and shelling out $300 for nosebleed madonna tix where she lipsynched, I assure you, she is a performer. She dances her face off, takes breathers throughout, all while imbuing the audience with a really positive upbeat vibe. Her acting in Horror Story is nothing compared to…

We have an expression in Florida... the further north you go, the ferther south yew git.

The funny thing is, there are like a billion+ Chinese people, dude should get out more.

They closed the bagel works in Aventura. It wasn't as good anyway, but I lived on that tuna in college.

I‘m against all fruit/fish fraternization, but I make my tuna with cream cheese because I find mayo repulsive, so consider the source I guess.

1) Viola Davis is everything, but no, just no.

Nope. It took a month to get to Winterfell because of the slow moving, giant Royal entourage . A smaller group on horseback would cover the ground much faster, so your baseline measurement is way off.

Helmut Lang, Vince, Joie and Equipment all make great, soft Ts that are always always at least half off at Nordstrom rack/off saks/ loehmanns etc (never pay retail, never). They last forever if you wash and dry them on a delicate cycle. If you want higher end try Kit and Ace for silk blends that are machine washable…

Actually using color to aid in memory is a pretty common study skill... I definitely remember books by color and organize them accordingly...

I regularly wear my motorcycle boots with floral dresses or pleated skirts, like to this day... I like the juxtaposition of flirty and tough.

I lived for that catalog. And I also had that dress, despite living in south Florida (not conducive to velvet).

You asphyxiate from lack of oxygen, not air (which is mostly nitrogen, and 21% oxygen, approximately) Elevators aren’t airtight, that’s why you can typically feel a draft as you descend/ascend. I’ve never seen a sign on in an elevator that discusses air content, even in China.