I’ve been staring at this for at least five minutes. It’s mesmerizing. The look on her face says “I hate my life and regret every decision I’ve ever made.”

Get paid, Kristin. Your hubby won’t be an athlete forever and I can’t imagine the MTV money isn’t mostly gone.

Anyone else remember when Azaelia was read by that fourteen year old?

Oh, deal-breaker.

But not the worst idea Lindsay’s ever entertained.

EEEEEEWWWW what’s the point of the bun if it’s still....cascading in such an ocean of hair?

It works on younger women, but I don’t think Tyra would intimidate me, probably. Maybe, I could be wrong, but I don’t get that feeling. Like, when she yells, I laugh. It feels like I’d react that way in person too.

I realize that Crowe is a known asshole, but Azelia is just the fucking worst and I have no idea who to root for in this situation. Now I know how the ‘anyone but Hillary’ people feel when they realize their only other option is Trump now that Bernie is out of the race.

He’s 5'4 He’s 5'4 He’s 5'4 He’s 5'4 He’s 5'4.......

i wouldnt pass the physical, so black guys it is.

“When the space aliens send their little green men over, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending Spock. They’re not sending Yoda. They’re sending space aliens that have a lot of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing abductions. They’re bringing anal probes. They’re…

“What is this? We can’t even get the hot one?” ― in reference to Kardashian’s sister, Kim.

How annoyed do you think she is that just as she’s planning to file for divorce, her name is all over the news with Trump tape?

I didn’t say that. The woman’s a liar, extremely unattractive, lots of problems because of her looks.

The problem with suing Oprah is roughly the same as suing God - it’s the fan clubs you have to worry about!

What’s important to remember is that there are numerous theories floating around for a reason: to obfuscate the truth. A little known tradition of the Illuminati is the spousal membership. When Kanye became Illuminati he asked that the rites be extended to Kim as well, so she received what is known as an infinity…

She is Anna Nicoling before our eyes. The sloppiness becomes her, and her shtick though, and I kind of like it.

Everything Shailene Woodley does seems to take place within the confines of a middlingly decent, soft focus Hallmark Family picture. I want to be moved but mostly I want to change channels.