There’s a server underground where stories of bad tipping celebrities are exchanged. For real.

Here on in, what percentage of her meals will have spit in them?

I’ll stick with it because I want to know which husband got caught in the gay club.

No asians still? We could do one here in the San Francisco Bay area, have a bunch of Chinese and Filipino ladies. In fact, this MUST HAPPEN NOW. The snark on the varying styles, what type of gold to wear... dis gunna be gud.

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The NFL has a large group of ex-cops/FBI type dudes that their only job is to get all the info from the cops and basically try to get them to bury it and promise to take care of things “in house”. These dudes did a good job until internet, camera phones etc started making their jobs a lot harder and the…

Truly the most disturbing and detailed account I have read of his history of abuse. The only thing more troubling is that it is obvious Hardy has been enabled and “protected” for some time, now continuing into his Dallas career.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

This is beyond horrifying.