Not much. What’s up with you?

I’m the “fun uncle” (gay, childless, endless patience with the young’ins) in my family, and we have big, sprawling family reunions every summer.

Gee, I wonder if the dude who she had sex with was banned as well?

You’d think the head of the FBI would be able to figure this out.

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

“I was going to fire Comey,” Trump told NBC. “Regardless of the recommendation, I was going to fire Comey.”

I’m not one board with the Richard III total revisionism so popular right now. (At the very least he still usurped his nephews against his brother’s wishes, locked them away from their mother, and killed a lot of people.)

This is the correct answer:

Tom and Huck. Brad Renfro AND JTT. Come at me. I dare you.

I watched Pearl Harbor for Josh Hartnett, not Affleck. I’ve watched it a few times.

I think I’ve read something similar in this comment section before? Somebody saw the fetus holding the IUD on an ultrasound?

Robin Hood was my first cartoon crush. That was one foxy fox.

Frozen 2: The Flagpole

Helpful hint! Write them on the back of a cockroach.

I somehow read the headline as ‘husband sends letter to wife and daughter wishing they had been on board’ after it sunk.

Depends on the baby. I guess they didn’t want to get into “by the way, your baby may in fact scramble around for hours on end like a crazed racoon stuck in a recycling bin.”

It’s nice that there are archeologists and historians that are challenging the old narrative of “there’s no way a complex society could have been here before the Europeans!”