I get the impression that Essex is like the Inland Empire, the south suburbs of Chicago, and the East Bay, tied together in a loose bundle and then dipped in a miasma of mud and pig shit.

Instead of a baby monitor, I tie a string to my kids’ legs and run it down the stairs where it’s attached to a bell. If the bell rings, I know that my kids are up. I can normally just yank really hard on the string and it “trips” them back down into the bed where they’ll fall back asleep. Sometimes they get tangled…

Remember, folks: no matter how disappointed you may be that Bernie lost the primary, a vote for Trump or a non-vote just increases the risk that Trump ruins more lives than ever (and he’s ruined plenty in his “career” as a “businessman”). Think really hard before you abstain from voting or cast an anger vote for…

Ok, so last night was pretty predictable, but you guys....I DO NOT GIVE A FUUUUUCK! SO MUCH AWESOME WAS HAPPENING!

If it helps....those people always existed. Maybe there’s something good about forcing them into the daylight. Now you know who they are. Cockroaches like the dark. “Oh, you, running for school board....you were chanting ‘build the wall’ at a Trump rally. I think I’ll make sure you dont get elected.”

I recently discovered Liam Cunningham played Sarah’s father in The Little Princess. So handsome then. So handsome now.

They are absolutely heros but how sad is it that we live in a world where two men who stop another man from raping an unconscious woman is considered heroic, rather than just normal, expected every day behaviour?

No matter how you feel about her, 100 years ago American women didn’t even have the right to vote, so this is pretty cool.

Not competent to stand trial but purchasing an AK-47 and a pile of other guns - A-OK!

Poor direwolves. They keep getting killed. I hope the remaining 3 do some awesome stuff and not die. And Ghost is an awesome loyal direwolf.

okay but like just because jon may be a targaryen doesnt mean he is fire-proof (cc: viserys)

The woman card gets us a ‘free’ drink we never asked for, but cordially accept for fear of repercussions and then get called a bitch slut for not leaving with the buyer.

other cards Hillary has or had:

Small update, I have ate all the pez. I am not sure what to do with my life now.

Sansa as queen, Theon as Hand, Brienne as commander of the Queensguard, Pod as king consort... That’s a north I could get behind supporting.

Maybe it’s just me but I don’t really want to know how he died. I don’t even believe in God but I’d prefer to think he just shed his earthly body and ascended to wherever artistic geniuses go. I don’t need the gory details. Can’t we let him be mysterious and magnificent in death as he was in life?

I haven’t washed my towels since the Bush admin and that’s the way I like it.

I say it’s high time we make “Comstocking” a slang term for a sex act. Suggestions?