Came for the article, stayed for this. Both she and Mo’Nique are amazing; Rebel Wilson is a dumpster fire.

Large mixing bowls (for the love of god, LARGE MIXING BOWLS), preferably the thin stainless steel kind that stack together so that they are very compact (I have two but probably need more like four or five) for vegetables in seasonings/dressings, mixing pie fillings, whipping cream, really, anything; I think I bought…

Best position for giving head: sitting “Indian style” between partner’s spread legs (instead of “on all fours”). All of your body weight is supported by your bottom and legs, so you can use your hands however you wish. Scoot back a bit so your back can be straighter and put your hand on his abdomen to help support…

Right? Ooooh, not nudes, people might actually know that I have skin under my clothes. Oooh, not revenge porn, people might actually know that I have sex. BFD. I mean I get where other people are concerned and ashamed when this stuff happens but really? We all have skin suits under these jeans and t-shirts...

Yes, but also, you could cross the road on the way from your office to your apartment and get hit by a car, so, while you’re at it, don’t leave the house.

I guess I’ll have to see pictures of the French guys and the Italian guys involved in such a dispute, preferably shirtless so as to properly assess health and physique, and also conduct a taste test of all foodstuffs involved in this conflict so that I can declare it a tie enter judgment in favor of the winner

What the intensive vibration doesn’t kill, the boiling hot liquid will.  I always microwave my sponges while wet until they are steaming and too hot to immediately pick up. Anything that survives that, well, I for one welcome our new microbial overlords.

Apple jack can also accomplish this. Or so Saint Alton tells us.

Can confirm, as a fairly recently divorced person who now has a great relationship with someone who checks all her boxes, my approach after my really terrible breakup was:

I think this issue is compounded by the fact that these cancers primarily affect women, and as we all know, there are two types of women: those who abhor but tolerate sex for the sake of procreation, and those who enjoy sex, who should be burned at the stake.

Even if you can’t go totally vegan, if you start seeing meat as the occasional indulgence or even as a condiment (for example, using a slice or two of bacon in beans as opposed to the main focus of a breakfast), you’re still doing a lot more than most people. No one person can change the world and the important part…

It’s about turning the emphasis from the thing that was done to you into the thing that you have done. I.E. instead of you being a person who something terrible has happened to (who might deserve pity), you are a person who has been through a terrible thing and won (who deserves admiration). It’s a very fine…

I’ve tried making this in the Crock Pot, and while I wholly agree that it is fantastic, the au jus and ranch dressing mix made it WAY too salty for my taste. If I make it again, I’m going to use unsalted butter (which is all I buy, as a baker) and no salt added beef base.  I’d caution anyone before liberally salting…

My now ex-husband dumped me after over a decade with absolutely zero warning and zero interest in giving me a second chance, and then my best friend ghosted me 2 months later (after a conversation where she was telling me how I /actually/ felt, which is annoying, and I just told her “you’re hurting my feelings and I…

That’s basically my entire marriage (which ended almost a year ago) in a nutshell.

Right? me too

Somebody is bitter that he doesn’t understand that not all women want him all the time and that he’s never taken the time to figure out how to read a partner

*federal criminal offense

Or that libel is not a criminal offense

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