Ah, the old “taxes are theft” argument rears its ugly head. Nope, sorry, the ability for the government to collect taxes is enshrined in the United States Constitution. If you don’t like the government “stealing” your money and using it to pay for things like drinking water, libraries, and schools (see also: bombs to…

The rich get richer and the lower- and middle-classes continue to prop up the American economy while simultaneously getting poorer every year.

I don’t think there are drug-sniffing dogs at airports. There are bomb sniffing dogs, but most of the legal community views alert/sniffer dogs with a lot of skepticism. Part of that stems from a case in the 9o’s where a super paranoid elementary school principal required a little girl to strip down because a drug dog…

Exactly. Possession of narcotics is a crime, using them is not. There was a SCOTUS case on the status crime of “being a drug addict” that basically said no, you can’t make that illegal. The prosecutor has no case, as far as I can tell, but I don’t practice criminal law so my opinion is by no means conclusive.

Well, being that 90% of living humans on earth currently have either herpes simplex 1 or herpes simplex 2 (or both), it could be that she already had it and conveniently got an outbreak around the time she visited a Sephora, or, she would have gotten it anyways being that she was careless enough to put sample makeup…

After having read the comments, I think you’re trying to say, “Awesome,” (with sarcasm) “the cycle continues.” And I agree, this looks a whole lot like a money grab for pharmaceutical companies to make money hand over fist with a one-time use drug that has no purpose other than to save lives in jeopardy because of a…

Hahahahahahahahah that was an incredible fail on my part. See? This is why I don’t ever write with indelible ink. I’m gonna blame that one on an early morning. Wow. I’m such an idiot. Hahahaha.

Kazoo

Someone bought my husband and I a personalized door knocker when we got married that has his last name (I didn’t change mine) and an apostrophe. So it’s doubly wrong. Nice gesture, but come the fuck on.

I’m gonna agree with you there. Maybe it comes from the listeria problems they had but honestly? You probably get listeria from the grocery store too and just don’t realize it. Humans are filthy and Chipotle is pretty decent fast-casual. Carry on.

Even in Super Princess Peach, Mario had been kidnapped. I think the only game I can think of where Peach or Mario hadn’t been kidnapped is Super Mario Bros. 2 (American version, not “The Lost Levels”) and we all know what a strange iteration of the series that was.

OK then what the actual fuck? I guess no wonder the cases were dismissed.

“fill your vagina with it twice a day your whole life and it may show some carcinogenicity.”

This piece was incredible. I want to print it out and fold it up into my back pocket and read it every time I begin to second-guess myself.

For further information on this, please see the Netflix series “The Confession Tapes.” Take everything with a grain of salt, of course, but you can actually see how the cops convince suggestible people and lead them down a path where they are very gently coerced to confess to something they didn’t do.

My vote is “relies on his ailing mother for a basement and internet access”

I understand your point completely. But sometimes it’s helpful for people to make peace when they see a loved one for the last time.

Gross. Well, that’s disappointing and frankly disgusting. To be honest I haven’t watched him at all since the allegations came out, so, I’ll carry on. It’s hard to keep up with celebrity news and who I should hate this week or next week because it’s like a constant deluge of assholes unmasked in Hollywood. :/ I prefer…

Didn’t someone say that the “anonymous” married comedian with a penchant for masturbating in front of horrified women was NOT in fact Louis CK? I read on Jezzy a few weeks back that whoever it was that told the story came out and said it wasn’t him; and I think it was going around for a while that it might have been…

Aziz Ansari?