They threaten to kill anyone who dares look sideways at their confederate flag signet ring

T SHIRT FANS ARE THE WORST

This is definitely a “all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares” situation, so, ymmv

hahahahahahahaha +1

ROFL. If I ever get a pickup, I promise you that I will plaster it in Human Rights Campaign, Coexist, and BLM stickers. <3

Several years of being told “well, I Googled this, and you’re wrong” after giving thoughtful legal advice and analysis on a particular issue. It’s the same thing doctors deal with now that WebMD is a thing. Reddit is not a good source of information; redpillers saying they “shouldn’t have to pay child support because…

Republicans: the party who believes that gun control laws won’t stop people from owning guns, but that abortion laws will stop women from having abortions.

And if you’re a woman in Texas, the chances that you will die in childbirth are higher than anywhere else in the developed world. Partially because we keep restricting the right to terminate a pregnancy over and over and over such that at one point, we had seven abortion clinics in the entire state. I’m not up to date…

Unless you’re a Protestant, in which case there is no purgatory. They’d just go to Hell instead, because we’re all evil and without any redeeming value whatsoever until we’re old enough (so like, 6) to say we’re really, really sorry. To the right person. At the right time. And feel the appropriate amount of guilt.

Dammit. I meant to say that you’d spend less time making up the money at a job even making minimum wage, than you would preparing for a court hearing.

Exactly. You could work for 10 hours at minimum wage and still make more money than you’d spend on this case.

He is not excited about God blessing America because he is not religious and certainly not Christian (one could probably successfully argue that capitalism is his religion and money his god, however).

Try not to think about the fact that they can just appoint more justices to the Supreme Court, so they could just make it a 13 judge or 15 judge court if they wanted to.

Maybe, maybe not. Just because you accept a job offer doesn’t meant that you know they’re going to scream at you and abuse you at work. Just because they moved in doesn’t mean they knew what was going to happen to them once they did, and by that point leaving is a little complicated.

He sarcastically says as he complains about the content of a site he’s clearly never visited before and judges solely based on the URL

You’re welcome to apply for a job if you think you could do graphics better

Wait

Good to know! I’ve only ever done pinto beans this way. And, tbh, the only application of kidney beans I ever use is in chili and bean salads, for which I use canned beans. But I have been looking for them in dried form lately so I’ll tuck that away in case.

The real question is, do you eat them with the liquid, like a soup? Because if you do, I’d like you to know that my recently-passed southern belle grandmother would whole-heartedly approve.

+1 for “eat a dick”