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As a child who had one parent who badmouthed the other (dad shit-talked mom), while mom generally stayed neutral and positive about dad (at least until I was a teenager), I can tell you that this usually backfires SPECTACULARLY against the parent trying to alienate.

Romans also did this, although it was a bit more pedophilia and a bit less consenting gay adults

Fat protects the body from sword slashes!

Not entirely true. Gladiators were not always slaves.

But did she abort the baby? Rumor mill has it that the black-haired son that she had with Robert is Gendry, very much alive. Fanning the flames of this rumor is that Gendry said the only thing he knew about his mother was that she had yellow hair.

Correct, which means either Cersei’s time is now ticking, or, something terrible is going to happen to end the pregnancy. Or she’s lying about the pregnancy to begin with.

Not Dothraki, he was a Second Son, but she broke up with him and left him and the Second Sons in Meereen to rule the city in her absence. Later she told Tyrion that she didn’t feel anything other than the need to get it over with quickly.

Says the idiot with apparently no logical conception of social mores that require women to undergo costly, time-consuming beauty rituals in order to be “normal”

Please for the love of God hire or at least consult with an attorney. If your will isn’t water tight, there’s a possibility of a contest and that will absolutely destroy your family. DIY wills can sometimes be completely unenforceable. This is one of those things where it’s like, yeah, you could probably do it

For one thing, it seems like practically all of our verbs are irregular

There seems to be a pattern here. Because of the incident described int his article, we had to have a specific law put on the books that makes warrantless cavity searches illegal.

Because, as we all know, the worst possible insult you can throw at a woman is “fat,” you know, crossing that razor thin line between “EAT A CHEESEBURGER” and “PUT DOWN THE CHEESEBURGER.”

Please call the District Attorney Roger Echols and ask that the felony and misdemeanor charges be dropped: 919-808-3010. I had to leave a message but I hope they are inundated with calls. I said that the charges should be dropped against her because she did the morally and ethically right thing to do, that she is an

If I was this DA, I would drop the felony charges but not the misdemeanors and offer community service and deferred adjudication.I hope that’s what they do. Unfortunately, I am not this DA, but I hope they do this - the release without bond is a hopeful sign. This would be a really hard sell to a jury and the PR would

I know this is weird, but my dogs LOVE corn cobs. We only eat corn on the cob once in a blue moon, but they eat the entire cob and beg for more. I learned this when my dog ate one right out of the trash and didn’t get sick, so, hell, I just give it to them. Dogs have been eating what we eat for like a hundred thousand

Seriously? Ruin a knife? My best, most expensive knife is a $20 Victorinox that works great. I’ve been using it for well over a year and really to be honest... I think I’ve sharpened it a handful of times. It holds an edge really well, it never slips, and it cuts a tomato like butter. If I ruin it, I’m just going to

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Come find me when he gets impeached so I can scream “BEAM SAYS THANKYA” at you