Well that escalated quickly

Can confirm. I’ve had two dogs as an adult and neither of them have had to be taught not to bite; plenty of friends have raised puppies or kittens that I’ve had access to and the same is true. I wonder if they are talking about when kittens and puppies “play” bite you as they’re teething? But again, generally a…

I imagine her career will go the same direction as Sarah Palin. Wild success, followed by abject horror with a few die-hard fans who refuse to stop eating the word salad

You mean that someone with an MD is not automatically right about everything and might actually be considering outdated information in drawing a conclusion? YOU DON’T SAY

Some days you want war paint. Other days you don’t. You do you, woad warrior! Ain’t nothing wrong with you, with or without face paint!

Correct. I have gotten calls from “Barak Obama” and “Ms Kardashian” and my cell provider allows me to edit whatever name I want to appear on caller ID directly from my account login.

Or you could use tennis balls instead.

Or you could use tennis balls instead.

Almost immediately we realized Enzo liked to go fast and held little respect for stop signs. It was frightening as we wove through traffic and blasted through intersections, but also fun in a “well, I won’t be the one in trouble” kind of way.

At least annoyance, or side-eye, at his hypocrisy. I don’t think we would be this pissed if he hadn’t come out saying that he’s this awesome feminist omg guys look how feminist he is.

This has also been my experience. As a white woman, I don’t always “get” racism (as in, it doesn’t always strike me off the bat), but analogies always make sense. My non-white husband and I bonded early on over those experiences and the, “I don’t know what that feels like, but I know what sexism/racism feels like.”…

THIS. SO MUCH THIS. My husband is a feminist and this got me thinking, he’s never felt the need to brag about it, and he definitely calls his friends out. Not by lecturing or mansplaining, he just says, “hey, that’s fucked up, don’t say it.” And you’re also right - he has culled his misogynist friends down to a few…

Hey, did you know that peanuts are not nuts, they’re legumes? Just in case you missed it.

None of this would have been a problem if she had been charged with the correct crime. That’s law school first year stuff.

LET’S BE FRIENDS.

As opposed to aquaria, wherein beneficial bacteria break down ammonia (secreted by fish; toxic) into nitrites (still toxic to fish), and more beneficial bacteria break down nitrites into nitrates (not that toxic to fish). Cool.

I had panic attacks for over a year because we found a live bedbug in the house once (that’s been nearly two and a half years ago, and we’ve never seen one since, and I’ve been checking, frequently. We’ve also never gotten bites). Even now, if I feel anything in the bed like as though it could be crawling on me, I rip…

Depending on the state. Not if you’re in Texas or other landlord-friendly states.

This is a myth. Diatomaceous earth only kills bugs when they eat it. Bedbugs will not eat it.

Don’t assume there’s a “legal loophole” because of “an emergency.” That’s dangerously close to giving legal advice and the law may not be that clear. You don’t know whether the situation was life threatening or not (if it was an episiotomy, there is not a “legal loophole” because that is not a life-saving procedure),…

My money is on episiotomy. It fits all the facts and also the “this will definitely help” wherein doctors believe that X always ends in Y, while in reality, it may not be that simple.