Let’s hope they Apache things up before it comes to that.

+1 Smoke on the Water

If anyone would know about not being ready for the NFL, it would be Chris Weinke.

Remember when Peyton Hillis was on the cover of Madden?

I am from the south, where pronunciation of words gets a little wild and public school systems are funded with the change you find in your dryer.

On the bright side, if/when it doesn’t work out, they can just trade him to an equally dumb team for a first round pick. And the cycle continues.

Nah. Police union stooges are big fucking babies pretty much all across the country.

My stars! Take them all! +allthestars

I am only mildly disappointed you didn’t turn this one over to Jezebel so they could do the whole thing over Jordan winning the Bachelorette. That would have been an All-Timer of a troll job.

“What is with this team and dogs?”

Buttholetron

You should be Bactrobanned for this comment.

Stoops is most certainly a dick, but a weekday press conference where someone asks him some innocuous question about the SEC is a gift. He loves to rankle the SEC. Bless you, Bob... you dick.

Sure looks that way!

If I don’t get a ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER post, I’m cancelling Christmas for my children.

“but I enjoy being let down and fucked over”

Humans are not dying of disease. We are the disease.

+1 Snickers