Who do you think the Thunder would rather play in the first round: Portland or Memphis?

Considering OKC didn’t play 4 of 5 starters last night, they too hope Portland gets the 5 seed and beats the Clippers.

+1 nothing, Ron Snow

But what about the Hackey Sack? Can a sack be considered a ball?

Now we all want cake.

Take a page from hockey’s 3v3 and make kickoffs 6v6. Kickoff team starts with 7, but the kicker leaves the field after the kick. It would be way more fun, and 10 less players on the field for the most dangerous play in football.

Once upon a time, the Big 12 commissioner got the schools to vote on a conference network. It would be the first of its kind, but the biggest schools (Oklahoma, Texas, Nebraska, and A&M) shot it down. That Big 12 commissioner was Kevin Weiberg, who then left the Big 12 and helped launch both the Big 10 Network and Pac…

It’s the obvious choice. He can do a little bit of everything.

At least he’s doing it for all the Dwight reasons.

We go now to Goose Gossage with a thoughtful and level-headed rebuttal. Goose?

He was good against the Patriots. Unfortunately, signing with the Patriots had the unforseen consequence of no longer getting to play against the Patriots.

“This gives them the best one-two TE punch they’ve had since, well, you know.”

Injuries have played a part in the decline since the finals, but I think the bigger problem is Presti bringing in a bunch of guys that just don’t fit in. Or maybe they fit in and just can’t get a defined role. It’s frustrating. And to top it all off, they just don’t play defense.

Durant and Westbrook are playing together better than they ever have, and the team around them is playing worse. You have Roberson who is an okay wing defender with little to no offensive game outside of quick slashes to the basket from a Westbrook pass. Kanter is possibly the best offensive rebounder in the game and…

Is there any reason as to why the NHL, and all professional sports for that matter, don’t just skip directly to the independent arbitrator instead of letting it sit at the league HQ and a ruling from the commissioner? It seems like a redundant system considering the initial ruling comes from the league. Is it just…

Well I assume they will convene for a Kingsmoot on the Iron Islands to determine who will be the... wait... wait... this isn’t i09, is it?

He could probably do it with his eyes closed.

I guess they couldn’t give Cubit a square deal.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA. Dolan might be a horrible person, but he’s no bass player.