IT’S HAPPENING!

All of them. All of the quarterbacks.

You’re doing the Lord’s work.

It had to be the Steelers. Everyone knows Pittsburgh is a CAT TAHN.

Chosen One!!!

Are we going to talk about how this house appears to have 225 windows and 0 doors?

War Smeagol!

Urban just doesn’t have the heart to tell kids they can’t play ball.

I can hardly think of a couple I’d want to hang out with less than “Candi and Jimbo from Florida”.

Nay, sir. No need to duck. This is Deadspin. You and your dad jokes are amongst friends.

Ball Steals Ball, Flips Bird to WarBirds.

Well at least he didn’t dance after a touchdown.

“no way is Kelly Olynyk going to end the greatest season-starting streak ever”

“Charlotte’s only lost twice since Thanksgiving”

Sure, but... this is a sports blog. Oh, shit, I see what’s happened here. You meant to go to Gizmodo. Honest mistake.

Dexter Manley would would agree with this post if... well... you know.

A media personality tired of talking about a media-created non-controversy on the network that loves to create non-controversies.

$100?! That’s it? !

Yeah. If only Nick would have held on for 15 more years.

No, but you asked where that guy’s rooting interests lie and gave 2 options. I was presenting a 3rd, and... uh... nevermind. You do you, shouty guy.