Ha Ha. Zing!

Yes, not saying it isn't bad thing. But as above "this provision may apply to individuals (private citizens)" is referencing the part that says "might be found guilty of violating this law" which was referencing the above law aimed at entrepreneurs in Belarus not registering domains specifically in Belarus. It means…

Wait, am I wrong or does that paragraph start out with "all companies and individuals who are registered as entrepreneurs in Belarus use only..." being that this applies to you if you are registered as an entrepreneur in Belarus annnndddd that's it. Additionally, the rest (which does indeed sound draconian) applies to…

I recently became a vegetarian, and switched to eating a lot of Indian food, mostly curries, like this delicious tikka aahahaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

We could pee it out. Only use our rears for farting. We'd be much cleaner.

Strange Brew! Stuff a baby mouse in a bottle and feed it until it's big. Then pour beer in and screw the cap on. Free Beers eh!

I'm exhibiting type A risky behavior right now! I'm at home in my Snuggy (tm), supposedly working, and instead commenting like a fiend. Maybe I should go out and get a soda...

(whispers) adorama....

Perhaps in the future, we will dissolve all our food substances into a delicious and nutritious carbonated beverage, removing the need for a digestive tract entirely! How much easier our bowel movements would be!

I'm sure I'd be pruney floppy and generally bloated dead etc, but would I be GELATIN?

Maybe you just take longer to dissolve...

GREAT! That makes me feel so much better about drinking a product that can dissolve an entire mouse into jelly in just a few short weeks, months or whatever. Try putting a mouse in a glass of water and see how long it takes to turn into a jelly fish.

Yeah, the thought of being ridden by a manly looking stormtrooper is NOT a turn on.

and what else did you get? hmmmm??????

That was hilarious.

You are absolutely right. The value of money is totally relative. I think what really blows peoples minds is that the object has no physical presence. And society is having trouble viewing virtual objects as having real value. I think that's one of the reasons people have very little qualms about stealing…

Yeah, if by pda you mean, camera, video camera, gps, Internet access, all my various email accounts, guitar tuner, flashlight, game console (from which I just paused to write this), weather report, audio recorder, radio, music player, newspapers, mini film slate, directors viewfinder, travel guide, chess game I can't…

But it's not just a phone, it's a tiny computer. And 15 years ago, it would have cost $16,000 to carry a tiny computer in your pocket, and you would have been a secret agent.

Ha Ha, I thought you were joking. Then I scrolled down.

Not sure which is more fancy, "ferrite bead" or "electromagnetic wave bouncer", either way, I always wondered what those were for, so... thanks!