FATHER! The Sleeper HAS AWAKENED!

I recently saw Sea Monkeys in the local Walmart, and dang it all, had to get some. Now they are in a coworkers window at the office. Everybody goes to visit them. Easy to maintain... uh oh, I just remembered I forgot to feed them on Friday! The little Monkeys are probably starving!

Ha Ha, I totally clicked on that. Make the tree look taller!

Dolphins.

Um, I'm pretty sure no one is saying that. They are saying what we all are saying. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...!

He didn't tell them to run, someone else did. He did laugh though. He didn't help, or did he? He sold the video to The Baltimore Sun so we could all have a plush piece of news to watch. And we all watched, which means we helped pay for it. I'm sure the police used it for evidence. My point is McDonald's fired him,…

Thats what she said! HA HA... no.. wait...

'Scuse me, but why did they fire the guy who video tapped the attack? Didn't that help the authorities catch the attackers? Wouldn't that discourage people from recording incidents like this in the future? Making it much harder to catch violent criminals. (Answer: He made bad publicity for McDonlalds) That's what…

So... you liked it?

@whmm: You mean like the movie "The Black Hole" about a ship that sits on the side of a black hole? 1979, Disney.

Well done, she goes on the merry go round of life, and returns to mother in the end.

What about the part where you are enjoying your movie. I'm pretty sure I couldn't enjoy something if I was flinching uncontrollably for 2 hours plus. Cmon, it's time for holographic projection scientists!!!

Hey, I'm pretty sure he was less than 3 minutes as that was the total length of the movie. I suspect the old guy of cheating. Also, who's to stop you from lightsabering the old guys hands off. Then he can't look at his stopwatch. "I'm sorry how long was that?" Enjoyable but I like Ryan Vs. Dorkman 2 Better.

@pixelsnader: Ha, Ha!

I'm just waiting until I can put my debit card directly into the machine. And when it reaches zero then it gives me the option to mortgage my home, or maybe open an unsecured line of credit.

@Dancing Milkcarton: Vegas too. Haven't dropped a call in ages.

@Cheese Addict: It would be, if it had actual 0-255 values for the RGB. But as far as I could see it didn't.

I think that things have gone way off kilter. Getting arrested is way worse than having a small bruise on your arm for a couple of days. Punishment is supposed to fit the crime.

It's all in the design. Someone has to sit down and think about how the content they have, can be enjoyed on a tablet. It's a video player for one, more videos! Stop cramming all that info onto one page!, the screens to small, and doesn't warrant squinting! Interactivity is key! Anything is a button! Buy stuff in the…

I love the "$100 value" for only $20! Ha I say! They might as well say $1,000 value for only ...