Bad plan, bad plan, bad plan, badplan badplan bad plan! bad wolf?. Bad PLAN!

Well look at it this way. To you it was just one can of coke, who really cares? But to them it was a whole day if gigling to themselves.

This is why I usually just switch other peoples chairs.

I don’t think you heard me right. What I think you heard was “I want to shoot a lot of things”, What I actually said was “I want to shoot all the things!:.

Yea, 68 billion points of data is a bit misleading to the layperson. 32 bits will get you about 4 ASCII characters worth of data....

The police said the clock “could reasonably be mistaken as a device” ... Can’t stop laughing.

It was us or them

Well it’s not Azoazide Azide wich will explode with the lightest touch, the tiniest amount of heat, or just leaving it by itself in a small dry, cold dark room with no vibration or anything.

Jeb: “shit”

“It broke the Internet” No, no it didn’t. I am from the internet, I would have noticed. This is a really cool concept and your article has great information in it. Try not to ruin it with incredibly stupid expressions next time.

“95 percent less harmful than smoking”. What does this even mean? How do you assign a percentage to the many and very different “harms” that come from smoking?

Please, we need to all send this to lenovo. What’s the best way. Snail mail individual letters, a large package full of said letter? Email their “customer service” or sales dept?

Anyone with a little bit of knowledge of animal psychology will immediately recognise this as a very very bad idea.

The second screen isn’t impossibly thin. Take apart any moder phone and look at how thin the screen is. Now it would be quite vulnerable being that thin which IMO kind of defeats the purpose of having a flip phone.

Yes, please

The article doesn’t explain why there was confusion. I followed the link and and it says “Scratch that previous tweet, Chinese media is reporting 21 tons not kilotons of TNT”. The Tsar Bomba was 50 Megatons, I really don’t see why anyone thought this was a very large explosion. They were an order of magnitude off in…

“Paying For Stuff With Your Heartbeat Is Now A Thing”. This may be the most terrifying headline I have ever read.

This is not up to date

I no longer buy any ubisoft games. This dates back to splinter cell on the gamecube that was shipped broken, and when I contacted them about it they said they would do nothing about it because the issue “didn’t affect gameplay”. I explained how I got shot by an enemy that shouldn’t have been able to see me, and they…

“It succeeded in reducing the blade’s surface noise by a whopping 30 decibels, but ultimately proved impractical for real-world use.” —- let me fix that for you “but ultimately got sucked into the engine and ruined it.”