This looks fucking cool.

Y’know what? I’ll take it! Stir up some interest in F-Zero, hopefully.

Also they hopefully don’t make this a limited thing like they did with Mario 35 for some reason. I still miss that game.

Honestly, this looks fun. Shameful as a Nintendo fan, but I’ve never actually played an F-Zero game. I’ll try this out later.

I don’t know about humorless, the game had some funny dialog at times. But yea, maybe they should have scaled it down to 300 planets with handcrafted eco systems and some just rocks, with no mans sky piloting and Jurassic world evolution level of creature behavior.

Next time...

If you allowed all cheating, races would be mostly scraping/hosing the bloody bits of drivers off the track and walls.

Yea that response was pretty standard and even Danny’s jokes are similar to most crass dude culture in comedy. This is all pre-Me Too and the self awareness just wasn’t there.

Yeah the author is stretching a lot here. 

Yeah, this is just the kind of shit Conan said.

Not saying he didn’t know anything, but it definitely is in line with his usual stuff.

also anyone who gets permitted to leave the USSR to tour the states for 10 weeks is a dyed in the wool true believer.

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Nobody wants anything under $25k, that’s why they’re all disappearing.

The Chinese.  They're coming sooner or later.

RIP BAE.

Nothing the SEC can do about that valuation barring some fraud. They sat on the sidelines for AMC and Gamestop until the damage was done to what are obviously Zombies waiting to be beheaded!

My wife and I are watching Vinfast quite closely - we’re flabberghasted at their valuation. But I guess that’s what happens when only 1% of the stock is available to trade and it’s being pumped by the Vietnamese community.

So, the Benny kill?

It’s an established genre at this point. I think it’s a lot more tolerable than roguelikeliteimmsim and all that stupid shit. 

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