Better Grandpa Visits:

Listening to Grandpa talk about World War II and all the Werther’s Originals you can eat.

Just like us.

Man, I doubt that Mueller with be the one that takes down the Annoying Orange. Ultimately, it will be through the ballot box.

Proud faceless dad.

They had The Simpsons AND Turtles in Time tho

And you know it’s gonna happen / they’re gonna crucify him again

This is what it means to say Phoenix, Arizona.

Why are the healthcare companies afraid of government run healthcare? Are they afraid that the government, as slow and incompetent as it is, will still be a better alternative to shitty, expensive corporate care?

This reminds me of the old days of hacking NES roms to have dicks, boobies and swastikas in them.

DON’T GOOGLE: Mowgli Gets A Woody

You forgot the Native genocide, dying of dysentery in a failing gold mine, and “54-40 Or Fight”

Pat yourself on the back, Florida Man. You earned your ketamine today.

The AL West has a slogan.

Fuck Mike Trout.

That is all.

Were trapped in the belly of this horrible machine / and the machine is bleeding to death. 

We’ve created the Pontiac Aztek. It’s over. 

The fries are worth the price.

The Army liberated concentration camps in Western Europe in World War II, which is apart of the history of many units who were there at the time.

The Marines... forgot about that part?

I used to be Hot Takes Incorporated, how grand...

Back to Baldurs Gate, then. 

That’s where you get rejected by the draft board and get a job supporting the war effort.

The system works!

Counterpoint: Aliens.

Actual aliens, not refugees fleeing violence and poverty.