It ended at 1130 pm Eastern, on a school night!

Teenagers need more sleep than adults.

Fuck the American healthcare system.

They are running out of ways to troll libtards and it shows.

Putin pls go

Lakers MUD ain’t got shit on DikuMUD.

Washington State will put him on a green and yellow cross during his book tour sweep through Seattle.

This is the Re/Volt remake I’ve been looking for. 

The Army is going to take the long way to Venezuela. 

They are basically a nerd toy store at this point, with the rise of downloading games.

You don’t need nerd toy stores less than a mile from each other, like you’ll see around some shopping areas.

How is this kind of lobbying for/probably from a different country different from working with Russia?

Are the rich tasty?

Manga Jesus for life.

The only people who will vote for him: Oklahoma City Thunder fans.

Whatup tomato face, how you been

Border Patrol entry level: Welcome to hot smelly desert, hope for a senior guy to retire so you can live up North.

Snyder: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Griffin The Wise?

Gruden: No?

The XXX logo looks like the XFL made it to thirty years.

You know it’s bad when the BORDER PATROL UNION is all

Fuck the Border Patrol union with an agave plant for supporting the shutdown.

The Border Patrol union can suck it.