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Cao Cao, Lord of Wei
knightsoftheeasterncalculus

TRUMP: Hey grandma Cao Cao it’s time to go work for your food stamps

GRANDMA: but i’m super old

TRUMP: haha fuck you

+1 hamstring injury

During the least watchable Seahawks games, this is what we saw.

Even when the Seahawks won. At least when they run a lot, the games are quicker.

Who would you rather trust to speak truth to power? Donald Trump, or Snoop Dogg?

ow

>feds are all Democrats

yeah go hawks

Less money for coaches = less slush money for players.

He would be the ideal EPA chief in a Democratic administration.

Ok. 

Washington State Gang we out here

Utahans have never been a fan of The Donald’s extracurricular activities, so at least that is consistent. Romney is playing to his base as much as Trump does.

Try getting the Donald to agree to anything, or hold to his position.

ayyyyy lmao

> The —— Times is left-leaning

hahahahahaahahh

The troops know what their pay raise is every year. Shit, my wife calculates it every December.

Simpsons Did It, forever.

Rubio: wait who is at the white house who can stop nuclear armageddon

Rubio: who is at the white house

Just a small town girl

Medical Community: See one, do one, teach one.

Geely: Hold my baiju.