The #12 and #15 defenses in the nation had a low-scoring game, you say?

Truly, we live in an enlightened age.

Churches need to pick him up in Mexico, bring him up in a van, and bring him back to the safe zone of the church.

Yeah, but did you know two plus two is four?

Kia Ray. Now.

If we have to limit ourselves to land vehicles, here’s this thicc boi.

People ridiculed the SA, too. Pray that organizations like this will never make that leap from terrible to Terrible.

We are one nano-plague away from the plot of Deus Ex.

The Trump administration is lowering the military budget this next FY, so that argument doesn’t even hold up.

Neutral: The PT Cruiser didn’t age well, huh?

The Great Recession hurt two groups of folks badly: The elderly investor that had to get out of the stock market, and young 18-twenty somethings just dipping into the workforce.

She’s about my age, and she’s a Congresswoman now so.... what’s my excuse?

I said kiss me, you’re beautiful/ these are truly the last days

hahahhahah oh wow

Odysseus: welp circling the earth forever was fun

*returns to the earth to find other drones lining up to bang his robo-wife*

Pentagon: Uhh we knew we were gonna fail anyway, this was the first one we didn’t fail every part of the test

Solidus Snake 2020!

RG3 was the first, Kaep was next. Who will be the third to go!?!

Maybe this is all for the best. Maybe this will motivate second-tier cities to have mass transit and cultivate their college-age talent, in order to hahahaha wow I’m high as fuck

The Mariners online community is another flashpoint of the #MeToo movement.

1st Gear:

Mattis has a few decisions to make if he wants to keep his job and also keep his heart from shriveling into a black raisin-sized thing.

He could resign, but someone more toady than him would implement The Donald’s plan.

He could agree to it wholeheartedly, and be the laughingstock of the defense community.

He…