“handed a laptop case with cocaine in it”
Cao Cao, Lord of Wei
knightsoftheeasterncalculus
+1 giant American flag
The NRA is the worst focus group. Focus!
Do not taunt the kalimotxo.
There is no floor in Trump’s America. The bar is in free fall.
Do not underestimate the ability of the well-connected to fail upward.
Fuck that, Tetripz is where it’s at.
Trump transcends time and space, is terrible in all timelines.
Does Donald Trump even... own a gun?
Wheaton has a good sushi place, a bad mall, and South American food everywhere.
BLEEP BLORP
“TOO MANY EMAILS.”
BMW Hates Troops.
Sword hunt, motherfuckers. Burn the second amendement down.
I would hate to be that naked dude in a wind tunnel on a stationary bike.
Raiden: Thirty million dollars?
You’re like the evil Jim Tomsula.
Every day that Kia doesn’t bring the Ray (aka son of xB) to America is a day wasted.
There better be some Foodspin articles from Korea. I was stationed there for a year and I still miss the fried chicken.