If you get wider than you’re allowed to be in relation to height.

Big Chicken Dinners and DDs are doled out to the worst of the worst.

I didn’t have a drivers license when I joined the military. Turns out you don’t need one when driving on post or when the commander deems it necessary. So.....

And the uncles were lost to us forever.

This is the one situation where Kotaku Court says: Yes, preorder. Or else you won’t get it ever.

Bad Conduct Discharges may not seem like a big deal from the outside looking in, but it’s a pretty bad discharge, only a step above a Dishonorable. And a Dishonorable is pretty tough to get. (see: Berghdal)

Well, your two cents suck nuts.

If that airman was charged with a Lautenberg crime, he should have been unable to buy a weapon. If he was a felon under UCMJ, he should have been unable to buy a weapon. But in Texas, life finds a way.

Blair Walsh has no pages field goals

It would take either a sea change in the American public or a draconian “sword hunt” in order to bring gun violence to heel here.

Rich people are motivated to enrich themselves? In MY America?

Well fuck my pick’em/fantasy team/crippling debt to my bookie.

Coworker:“America is a step away from being an apartheid state”

The car is on fire, and there’s no driver at the wheel

“My turn.”, indeed.

Donald Trump on mad days. (Days ending in ‘y’)

+1 third day

Yes! Peppermint roll!

Fuck Notre Dame.