I need more pointers on how to better preserve my sugar cubes. I need Jim Tomsula!

Gay virgins can now donate blood.

I still see plenty of them at military bases in barracks parking lots. Sometimes, they have tires on them. Other times, not so much.

Slushie cups as rat traps. It’s littering with a purpose!

Dwight Howard is the melted Twix that you never opened, that you found in your car. You will still eat it.

The best Tetris.

From Youtube comments for the Cleveland video.

Why we crabwalk

Football takes a page from the NFL, for once.

We don’t generate enough revenue to update his programming.

New York Attorney Generals hate this one trick to say you’re making money!

I dunno. Your kinja handle is “floridafanwill1999”, so I can guess you live in America, and we share the same president.

Bring back dingers!

No flood damage! (That’ll throw them off)

Shilling for BIG CHAOS, I see.

Thank you based media.

The Stryker has a variable tire pressure system, so it can deflate to drive better off-road or in the snow.

Modern Libertarians in the GOP are more into drowning their government in a bathtub.

Can Daniel Craig wink?