The four helos plan would only work, if this monster's flesh is made out of a typical earth like material. Since it is fiction, the hide could be unobtanium that is bullet/shell/missle proof.

Is there any other way? Next you're going to suggest using something archaic like a pen and paper.

I'd give them the tip.

I was also trying to define how real photos look more "real". I think what makes some of these renders look less real, is how perfect and clear everything is. Like the one with the waterfall mist looks closer to a real photo to me.

Exactly, they died old. They should stay old.

Maybe it was supposed to read eight "pieces".

It also conveniently falls apart when moving it across the room, without having to remove any screws.

Ford's F150's are so big, they can be seen from space.

I'm glad i'm not the only one that watched that gif entirely too long.

They had a sleeker version, but it got canned due to looking too evil.

I'm pretty sure it would be the same as if you just poured liquor into the cake mix. Once the powder mixes with water, its just alcohol.

So now that they have told everyone this, just throw a bicycle onto the net, let it contract... then jump.

Well... that goes without saying.

Popeyes is nasty too, but its spicy nasty. Good, good spicy nasty.

You forgot to include who Luke's father was.

Well you could have a time machine that only travel's through time. It just would keep you at the exact point in space, which probably would leave you in empty space when you arrive at your destination.

Did anyone else get the idea from the title, that a giant Titan was climbing a wall in Hong Kong?

My though process:
"The Air Force Just Fired 9 Nuclear Missile..." WHAT!?
"...Commanders for Cheating" Oh, that's a little less exciting.