She cut off her breasts? That really sucks.

Please... call him Winston.

Pretty sure that was a reliable Ferrari, dude.

This junkyard Ferrari is only good if it has been driven and sold by the Wolf!

no fair.... last time i got on the hood of a cop car they arrested me...

Mr. Ripped Jean Shorts is not impressed.

Why am I the only one who thinks Alex Roy is an ass?

I’ll vote only if he’s using the proper car for a ROC :

I think that I might have had it on my Fiat Punto that I turned into the world’s fastest car.

Ding ding ding!

I look forward to the heartwarming story of someone trying to get this prototype titled after buying it at the impending bankruptcy sale.

That paint job was available in Need For Speed: Most Wanted

MCM did a much nicer job with their car, it was legitimately cool while the roadkill car could only travel 12 miles before needing a new battery.

Time to use those CD slots! I like most people out there use the radio, mp3 on usb, the phone, etc for in car music. Most cars still have multi-CD slots with dedicated buttons. Just put a CD that calms you down and remember the slot, next time you feel the urge come on, hit that CD button that seldom gets used and…

+1 Doug Demuro

I want Edna!

You’re not the only one that wants the van more than the car...

HOW DO I BUY THAT VAN?!

Addition: Mater and Sally are having an affair, and when Lightning is catching on to it, Mater and Sally decide to clip his brake lines so that he will die and Sally can collect his life insurance. They take the life settlement and run off to Central America where they pay off local politicians to keep them safe.