After reading this I’m convinced you need to win the lottery in order to bring balance back to the Universe.

We all know Camrys are the Devil’s spawn.

Thirty minutes....nice. Next time I need to rob a bank I know where I’m headed.

I thought he was a man of wealth and taste?

Ford paid off the police because they didn’t want it getting out that the GT was only half as fast as that kid in the Mustang last week.

Obvious answer is obvious: An original 1970's Moskvitch toy car. They’re available refurbished and they were, understandably, among the most coveted toys of the Eastern bloc.

Like most of what you dream of, the chevette pick-up (ute) existed in Brazil.

The fact that they carefully don’t show the top and side curtains gives me confidence that these are hilarious, and images must be found.

I would need two blowjobs to take one of those.

Aero changes to alter the frontal area, you say? I’m going to guess that’s pretty unlikely. The floor and the roof are damn hard to move in a modern car, and I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess this guy didn’t have the anti-drift “narrow body fender mods”. I’m betting it’s a drag car, in which case a burst…

Grease did

When I was 13 I was trying to last more than 1:41.6 while watching a HBO soft core porn.

I forgot about this one (I know, it’s late), but it’s a bit of a second hand story.

like owning a bear....

Looks like the silver surfer traded in his surfboard for that

Riding in the back is so comfortable, I can feel myself drifting off...A suspension so supple it’s almost as if it simply slides to it’s destination! It’s quite fast however, it just smokes the competition! We pulled up in front of the Waldorf, it stopped with a jerk, and I got out...

I’m so mad they dropped this show. It was just starting to get good.

I heard when they were done, they were quite exhausted.

What?