Oh the grief I have gotten for driving the PSL in the right lane. My commute goes past a police station presently. Kind of suburb where if you look too poor to be there they’ll ticket you for 1mph over. So I do the PSL when I get close to the cops’ nest. Last week this woman gets up on my bumper and starts flashing…

You can still steal cars, you just gotta get a little more creative with it now.

If by “modern tech” you mean “stick shifts”, then I agree.

Well they turned those kids into felons

How to get paid $100 to get a Beej:

It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!

Apparently the price of scrap metal really SUCKS these days.*

*pun intended

This is a bad comment. Plum Crazy is a fantastic color.

Chevy was doing the same, too. Rare pic of the Spark prototype, internally called “Mexiflush.”

I’m going to guess and say a KFC buckets worth.

I once ate a whole box of doublestuff oreos in my car once. I’m still not sure how that happened. I blame aliens.

And exactly how many chickens are involved in the pre-start ritual?

Ah, 1988 civic hatch. LS/Vtech - 13:1 compression (many many head gaskets). It was very ugly. Red paint with black primer spots as I fixed dents.

I have a story like this, and it was a few years ago, but that’s shamefully recently.

“disco potato” Man, SCC has been out of print for far too long.

I will never understand the need to ruin cars with bodykits resembling other cars.

not me... but a friends of mine...

Kingpin hauls of the finest Nineties ecstasy, coke, weed, anything illicit. Grenade launchers. And nuclear detonators. Those too.

I love this story, despite the fact that one morning I awoke to find that someone had taken the concrete pedestal for our bird bath and thrown it through the back window of my BMW.

A number of years ago, I drove to Phoenix from Las Vegas after a New Years trip with friends. My trusty and much-missed Mk1 Scirocco was no speed demon, but it was pleasantly quick, especially on the backroads I decided to take. The road passed through shallow arroyos, maybe a mile across, that would crest a small…