Our collective spouses and significant others would need a support group. No one would have anything for more than a week.

you also want to make sure that pickup doesn’t end up in Afghanistan with a 50 mil mounted on the back

This is the Best Rally Porsche

Torch is a national treasure....a weird treasure, but a treasure

God bless the first wave of B5 S4 owners in the early 2000's who thought $25k for a Stage 3 kit from APR was a good deal and then proceeded to learn about the inevitable failures that plagued that motor. I can’t imagine how many marriages that ruined - we owe a lot to their sacrifice...

You know the stories are going to be good when the top pic is a B5 S4 wagon.

Bringing back to life so many Alfa Romeos, Lancias and Citroëns! Oh, the possibilities!

It had better be in the next Gran Turismo, one step below the magical Escudo.

I definitely would have appreciated that much more. Especially with “Cosworth” as the first name!

You’re a monster.

Seriously...why is this not at the top of the list. The best car-baby names are Enzo and Dino. ‘Nuff said.

Wankel for a boy, Countach for a girl.

That would make one helluva porn name.

Miata. It’s always the answer.

Looks like Swedish Racing Green

It’s a 6MT wagon even!

Clearly you’ve never owned a B5 S4.

Clearly you’ve never actually tried to pull them apart. Once they are properly snapped together, the only way to separate them again is with a time machine.

This was awfully coherent. Jason, are you feeling OK?