I agree, my cat would not want to participate in the warm bath AT ALLL.

This is pretty useful for the many unpaired nerds/geeks out there. Personally, I think a good evening of self-love for the single could be had by doing suggestions #8, 6, 5, 4, 3, & 2 in that order.

That should have been " . . . call this study to the attention of . . . "

Seriously, someone needs to call this study to the IgNobel selection committee! This study would be a serious contender.

Very good advice! A very detremental environment for the enjoyment of hallucinogens.

@Technogamer1992: There is at least one of the Big Finish Audio Dramas featuring Paul McGann as Doctor Who you can listen to/download for free. It's called "Doctor Who: Invaders From Mars" and if you want to try it out, you can go to:

A Wooly Cephalopod? Would that make it Octoterrestrus hirsutis?

I've been interested in the DVD release of Dr. Who: The Movie for a few months now. I've heard some good things about Paul McGann's portrayal of the 8th Doctor in the Big Finnish Audio Productions etc., but till recently, I'd never had a chance to listen to any of those either. I ran across "Doctor Who: Invaders From…

Keep trying! Maybe you just don't have enough data yet? Remember that one needs to obtain a statistically significant sample size. It's all for science! ;)

Thanks for that tip! I've been fighting the new layout on my iPhone, and maybe this is a solution for now. Oh, yeah, you were correct to use "Start a new thread" to post a new comment.

He didn't look too bad as a woman either . . .

Coordinating their actions by the lunar cycle!

Looks like you've got a good lead on a Thursday Tale, or Saturday Short Story!

I'm with you there, things will have to get worse before we'll pull our head out of the sand enough to do the incredibly difficult and/or expensive things needed to make things better.

Being from South Louisiana, I can try to address some of the questions you posed. No one in the State of Louisiana, especially the State Government has the means nor the initiative to fund such a project. The State is in near bankruptcy, and we can hardly attract the venture capitol to build a casino, much less an…

I'd call the SyFy Film "Wolfpocolypse" and I think it would have to have a soundtrack by Wolfmother.

That reminds me of the old saying about the probability of monkeys typing some work of Shakespeare by random chance (very low but not zero). Given it's Japan, I wouldn't rule out an exhibition to test that point.

That reminds me of the old saying about the probability of monkeys typing some work of Shakespeare by random chance (very low but not zero). Given it's Japan, I wouldn't rule out an exhibition to test that point.