Absolutely dying at Drew’s explanation for Scocca’s dislike of Chicago.

Never forget: Tom Scocca wrote “On Smarm” as a preventative excuse for being a hack with bad opinions.

Me neither. The closest I got was the ‘The power of pain compels you’ but the rest was like anti-humor. I’m wondering if part of it was my reaction to the CGI which looked ridiculous and terrible to me.

It does feel like a gratuitous scuttling before the “Under New Management: Hulk Hogan” banners start going up.

Isn’t Jez, the celebrity gossip site now, though?

Kara, since you may read this, it would be really nice if there was more transparency on this issue. I’m not going to pretend like Jezebel/Gawker “needs” us (obviously we commenters represent a small fraction of overall pageviews and the comment section in total likely drives less than 10% of views). But the whole…

What do you guys want? Do you want quotas? Do you want rigidly enforced diversity?

They’re filming a scene from Inside Out 2, starring Sofia Vergara. You can’t see it, but her butthole is covered in black spandex and tiny tennis balls, for the motion capture.

Wrong. Telling anyone to sit down in the back based on the color of their skin, is racism.

It only takes two things to set off a jez writer: white and male

Disbelief and ENABLING are two very different things.

The difference between how this is covered and how Bill Cosby’s mess is covered on this site...staggering...

Anyone notice a distinct difference in Jezebel tone when it comes to Cosby and Clinton? This reads as extremely dismissive. I guess when it comes to Clinton worship, nothing can penetrate.

why dont you just write-in camille cosby?

Its Nick Denton’s blog. And he just drastically curtailed your editorial reach and influence.

LOL you do know that EGR just got fired this week, yes.

The only thing that could make this more peak-2015 clickbait would be if you had pot legalization content.

These days she sports a full supply of modern kink equipment and a moving truck converted into mobile dungeon she calls “The Whale.”

I had no idea, until now, how very badly I wish assholes were thin mint flavored.