Because these people are animals.

These people are animals.

So the fact that all your friends grew up, got married and had kids is why you and the rest of the Jezebel staff is so bitter?

raises the question of why they, and kara brown in particular, are spending so much time on trivial matters such as this.

Are you really sure of this, Rando?

What a said, privileged life you lead if this really upsets you.

Then what is the fucking point of this, KARA?

Jeez, no wonder you hate men.

LOL, no.

You should exercise.

That sounds like a sad life to me.

LOL you still live with your parents.

This is why you will die alone surrounded by cats.

This is why you will die alone.

There is no one good left here. Its really depressing!

You really hate these white women for stealing your black men, huh?

Yeah, you are an awful person. But we already knew that.

LOL you are forever alone.

Sorry you are forever alone.

Jesus fucking Christ, Maddie, how much did TBS pay you to write this publicist spot.