You sound like you belong on tumblr. Good Lord.

They are sluts, but they are so angry because they are so unfuckable.

You have a lot of nerve talking shit about white people when you look like Rocky from The Mask.

You sound like the weird aunt everyone avoids during the Holidays.

But 2015 you has to be pretty disappointed with your life, yes?

Says a lot about your editing.

Movie is going to fucking bomb.

Do you think Kara Brown went to journalism school?

As opposed to Jezebel?

If you were an adult you would have a child by now and wouldn’t be reading Jezebel, of all publications.

Its Nick Denton’s blog. And he just drastically curtailed your editorial reach and influence.

I covet that ass tbh.

LOL are you serious hon?

Have you been around men before?

Talk to anyone in the army idiot. There are tons of woman that join the military simply to get pregnant. Its a real thing.

ARE YOU FUCKING WOMANSPLAINING TO AN ACTIVE DUTY OFFICER?

You have a hysterical fit if a man has his legs spread too far apart on the subway. In no way are you tough af.

SO PROBLEMATIC, CLOVER!

LOL why do any of you care none of you Jezebel writers will ever have kids.

Nobody finds someone sexually attractive when they are wearing underwear like that.