Based on early reports. It appears to be true.

Good thing the front passenger in my minivan is usually in the backseat beating the children. MUCH safer.

They’re are really hyping up this new architecture

Has anyone ever done a crash test where the front passenger has their feet on the dash?  Showing that to my wife/kids *may* scare them straight.

Ya know, some of us minivan owners have more than one car. I also have a BMW 335 for funsies.

Hummer H2

#COTY

This is great.... I just spread that shit around Facebook like a fucking shotgun.

You shut your damn mouth. Nothing is cooler than Swagger Wagons!

Since the people who usually buy minivans are the ones with kids THAT HAVE COMPLETELY GIVEN UP ON LIFE AND HAPPINESS, it’s good to pay extra attention to which ones are the safest.

The World: “CARS AREN’T SAFE ENOUGH”

Newest car does best on test, oldest car does worst. More news at 11.

Congratulations on your COTD win Mr Vin!

Does anyone else feel slightly strange now that $kay isn’t doing the COTD congrats? Just feels slightly off, now.

It’s fucking crazy that people are defending behavior that puts Paul Walker in the company of folks like Roy Moore and Jerry Lee Lewis. Like I get that you both shared an interest in really fast cars but I don’t see how one excuses the other.

Kristen hits this one out of the park. “But guise, guise, he had some really nice cars!” has been written over all the more significant and creepier aspects.

Nobody is calling him Jimmy Saville, that man was a literal rapist and the devil incarnate. But it’s not great, and it’s worse because he’s Paul Walker. When it’s some middling dude with no prospects who winds up with a 16 year old because they’re impressionable and fall or an older man then while it is creepy and…

When? Never, because the same reason nobody on Jalop addresses another dead loser, Henry Ford. People tend not to throw dirt on the dead, because it’s just not as cathartic. Because they’re now dead, nobody cares.

When someone is about to date someone and they have to look up the age of consent, something ain’t right. 

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

Sounds funny doesn’t it?