“If she did leave the keys in the Sentra how did it go 2 weeks without getting stolen?”

Why would anyone steal a Sentra?

$30-35K?

A good friend of mine did one of those, ended up in one they actually aired.  His royalty checks during that time totaled in the $30-35K range.

Nah, she’s not among us. After they went back to that Wal Mart, one of the managers there mistook her for an employee and asked why she wasnt at her register. She dutifully donned her apron and set to work, and she’s been at that register ever since

This lady will soon be on a Chevrolet “Real People” commercial.

She didn’t just not notice she now had an Infiniti instead of a Nissan, she didn’t notice she was now driving a fucking crossover instead of a compact sedan.

And she has a driver’s license.

This woman is among us, just walking around not noticing shit.

An entire article on VW and no mention of the GTI? The original was surely a turning point in the company.

Glad you know what’s gonna be on your tombstone.

“Racecar”

I think you forgot a car that is actually comparable.

I flag the crap out of ads on CL, but I think the moderators are busy getting wasted or something, because they never seem to actually do anything.

I was once selling a dead laptop on ebay. Some amazingly kind person sent me a screenshot showing that unbeknownst to me, the laptop was still in warranty and I could get it replaced for free. Huge gratitude. Sent the dude’s office some kind of chocolate mega gift box, no homo.

I just texted a guy on CL who advertised his 2015 cayman as having a Slant 6.

I tried sending a handful of e-mails to people selling their RX-8's because the motors were flooded, and just gave them a friendly tip about how to get it started for free instead of having to pay the $3k it costs at the dealership; they all took their cars off CL, but not a single one ever replied with a “thanks.”

The worst is the sob stories about how they need this specific car, but can only afford 2/3 of the asking. Go find another damn car.

I will general provide constructive criticism for cars that seem worthy, but are horribly marketed. I’m almost never interested in the specific car, but like a psycho, I think it is good to let people know how to do it better.

Oh I most definitely have done that. Had a local used dealer here who did a fair volume, but would put ‘diesel’ or ‘manual’ in the tags even when they weren’t just to get views. Real dickster.

Meh, I get pretty tempted to send texts/emails every time someone lists their car as a manual and it isn’t. (Although not this kind of hate mail)