haha, I like that! I like to say I USED to be gay, but now I'm in a loving heterosexual marriage since I transgendered a few years back. See? All fixed!

Based on my Juris Dicktore, I can say with assurance that if two people with the same gizmos are naked in a room together, that makes it gay. More than two, it increases, to very gay, super gay, totally gay, etc.

I won't eat it unless he puts it in an upcycled mason jar.

Holy crap. I am not at all surprised by the level of douchiness on display in that photo, but by how... down market that douchiness is. I'd have guessed 'aspiring concert promoter/assistant manager at Hooters,' not 'Princeton.'

I know it might be tempting for some to judge her mother for abandoning her, but to be honest, after thinking about the facts of the case, I can't even a little bit. She was raped, and had parents so oblivious/neglectful that they noticed NOTHING. No signs of emotional trauma/withdrawal, not to mention her…

It could be a child or someone who is drunk/confused/has dementia or other diminished capacity. Or maybe your roommate (or son or daughter) brought a guy home last night. At least you could wait and see if it's a dangerous person or a confused trespasser or a family member before you start shooting.

Yeah, but do you wear gloves whilst you pick?

I'm scared of u sometimes and how u snap at me...You make me happy 90% of the time.

I've read many details now about him that show his true colors. Shooting your girlfriend through a door or shooting 4 bullets through a bathroom door because you have some manic paranoia of intruders isn't really different in my book: he needs to be put away for good. Honestly, I don't even care anymore to know the…

unrelated- all hail Gilly

You are a terrible person. Trust me, I have a penis.

I didn't read it that way at all. I read it as if he's not getting sex in his relationship, he'll find it elsewhere.

When my bf sent this to me last night he said "I find this incredibly insulting". We then went thru it line by line and before long we were both incredibly insulted. Good news is, we are much closer now than we were before!

The funny part? Technically that's better work than the original photo ;)

No, it's just a REALLY good corset...it will suck in space and time as well as your waistline.

I remember the first time I photographed a band that had an awesome lady drummer. Female drummers were basically unicorns to me (I was 18 and stupid). Then she fuckin killed it for 45 minutes and I was floored. I'm not trying to earn my man-who-doesn't-hate-women cookie of the day. I just think it's funny how I…

I don't know why anyone would fuck someone to be the drummer, of all things. You guys get enough shit as it is!

Oh God, this, yes.

AAAAAAALL OF THIS!! Being a woman who makes/writes about/enjoys music, especially music that tends to have more dudes involved than ladies (metal) makes girls like me a target. Because clearly we're:

1. Whores
2. Are only involved because we have boobs
3. Only got to where we are because of boobs
4. Only have fans because…

I'm not totally opposed to looking like a dick with a selfie stick when it comes to travel photos. There are moments, with someone or alone, that you want to be a part of, too, and my tiny T-rex arms just can't capture those moments.