“Myyyyyyyy arms are open wiiiide...”

I see no lies here. Especially with “if the album had ended with “U&I,” it would go down as possibly the greatest EP of all time.” SOOO much truth in this statement.

And said co-worker was a senior exec, ranking higher than her, and had his employment info clearly linked to the account where he was making these comments. She reported him. This looks like it’s a case of retaliation, so Juli’s about to get $$$$$

I am in a long “Did you see that Rand Paul’s neighbor beat his ass?!” text conversation that is giving me life.

Why isn’t it funny? It’s hilarious.

CNN will be calling you a Tomato Terrorist and flashing up your worst TBT Inst pics before the day is out

It’s not funny but I can’t stop laughing.

I don’t even know if it’s legal for her to be fired but I could see her not wanting to work with people that would fire her for flipping off the worst person in the world. Oh well. More time for biking.

And this was the whitest thing to happen all week. http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/359072-neighbors-rand-paul-neighbors-dispute-began-over-landscaping

I’m in love with a corny guy and wouldn’t have it any other way.

This corny guy thanks you on behalf of corny guys everywhere.

Corny dad with a daughter and I agree.

My wife has had 20+ years of corniness from me and there’s plenty more where that came from.

TAKE ALL THE STARS GENEVA!!!!!

I believe CrunchySock Twitter is the cousin of Hotep Twitter, the nephew of Ashy Larry Twitter, and the son of PickMe Twitter.

The formula behind crunchy socks:

Preach Geneva Preach

I married a corny guy and I hope my daughter does too.