Call Your Girlfriend is amazing, but if we’re going all in on early 2010s Robyn, it’s all about Dancing On My Own:

Suzanne’s situation gutted me because it was just so real. I sympathized with her sister’s burnout from being a caregiver to an adult, while simultaneously hating her for leaving someone who was mentally a child alone for an entire weekend.

That’s quite a list of Starbucks lovers.

Yep. I was hell noped out after that. His pussing out when confronted by Piskatella was another skidmark on him. Final straw was him throwing Poussey’s poor little corpse under the bus. I get him standing up for Bayley but at what point is he going to push back on MCC?

When Caputo’s sociopath girlfriend Linda held a gun on Sophia’s wife, I was hopeful that would send him in a different direction. When he was like, “Oh, that gets me so hot!” I was disgusted beyond all measure. He’s pretty irredeemable at this point.

I want to give Danielle Brooks every single award possible. I do not cry at television, ever. It’s like a thing that people notice about me. I’m often the only stone-faced one in a room of sobbing women. But at the end of episode 12, watching Taystee’s reaction broke something in me. Loud, ugly crying. Not sniffling.…

THANK YOU. Everyone I know is all “Game of Thrones! Yeah LeBron!” but I have NO ONE to process my feelings about episode 12 and 13 with. I have NEVER sobbed that hard while watching a TV show in my entire life.